When David Bekham retires, what would be the one thing that he would take up to fill the footballing time?

1. Literacy tutoring. I'm guessing there's quite a few people out there that can't spell his name right!
2. Prime Minister...can't do any worse.
3. David Beckham clothes, makeup line and hair products.
4. I think David could do pretty much anything he wanted. Children's ambassador, pundit, model....
5. Take care of his kids.
6. Play for Malaysia.
7. Beckham has already said what he will do and that is to run is football academy.
8. Apparently, Tom Cruise is going to teach him 'acting techniques' after his playing career ends. Next James Bond maybe?
9. Well the Beckham brand name won't retire.
10. When the kids grow up he'll probably ditch posh and hook up with a hollywood actress and stay in LA. The second marriage won't work out so he'll return to England and buy Leyton Orient his local club from back when. He'll be 48 by then but will come out of retirement and come onto the pitch in free-kick situations. Eventually Orient will make it into the Prem and with the increased capacity of the Olympics stadium be a force in English football. Beckham will then strike a deal with Ronaldo, Roberto Carlos, Zidane, Figo et al and bring all their kids to the Orient. Gary Nevilles kid got the call but wants to be a dentist instead. Anyway with all the mini glacticos in the team Orient are soon ruling the world of football. But one morning Beckham forgets to shave with Gillette and is pictured using a rival brand. He soon loses his contract and bankrupsy ensues and the inevitable collapse begins. Having lost all the money, the mini galacticos all leave for Chelsea and Orient slide down the leagues. Beckham is a broken man by now and seeks comfort back in the arms of Posh. Orient are rescued by Barry Hearn as they move back to Brisbane road and are rubbish again. Beckham and Posh now have a nostalgic TV channel where they reminisce about the good old times, and are trying for a child.